Get To Know The Team
Roster cards with bite.
This page is built to turn real GameSheet stats into player blurbs, awards, schedule notes, and very official nonsense.
Official vibe report
Stats imported
Season Schedule
Every stop on the grill tour.
Spring 2026 D League
Standings, but with feelings.
Pulled from your GameSheet standings export. The Glizzies are parked at 11th out of 20, which is a very honest place to be: dangerous enough to worry people, humble enough to still bring snacks.
Utah Glizzies
36 for, 36 against, emotionally neutral.
The offense and defense are in perfect balance. The penalty box has barely learned the team's name. The power play is still deciding whether it wants to be a lifestyle.
| RK | Team | GP | W | L | PTS | GF | GA | Diff | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fishwest | 10 | 10 | 0 | 20 | 55 | 14 | +41 | Won 10 |
| 2 | Goal Diggers | 10 | 9 | 0 | 19 | 59 | 16 | +43 | Lost 1 |
| 3 | Ice Pak | 10 | 9 | 1 | 18 | 67 | 18 | +49 | Won 2 |
| 11 | Utah Glizzies | 10 | 4 | 5 | 9 | 36 | 36 | 0 | Lost 1 |
| 20 | Dusters | 10 | 1 | 9 | 2 | 20 | 46 | -26 | Lost 1 |
The Roster
Meet the bench, now with receipts.
Pulled from the Utah Glizzies Team Stats export on GameSheetStats. Everybody gets a spot here, even the players whose official stat line currently reads like a very peaceful evening.
8
Top Dog
Jared Aida
- G
- 7
- A
- 3
- PTS
- 10
Leads the team in goals and points, which means every scouting report starts with "please stop letting that guy get open."
3
Clutch Department
Cole Embrey
- A
- 5
- GWG
- 2
- PTS
- 7
Two game-winners is not a personality, but it is a pretty good argument to keep showing up for the third period.
11
Crease Counsel
Rushton Hiltbrand
- SA
- 195
- SV%
- .826
- SO
- 1
Faced 195 shots and still came away with a shutout, which is the goalie version of doing group-project extra credit.
Meet Our Team
Nameplate origin stories.
Built from the team nameplate sheet, then lightly grilled until every player gets a legend instead of just a stat line.
Rushton has seen things.
Ten starts, 395 minutes, 195 shots faced, one shutout, and a .826 save percentage. That is not a stat line, that is a weather report from inside the crease.
Twenty-five skaters, one shared dream.
The Glizzies have 36 team goals, 14 different goal scorers, and enough zero-PIM skaters to make the penalty box feel underused.
| # | Player | GP | G | A | PTS | PIM | Fun scouting report |
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