The Dogs Are Back — Lost Dogs Come HomePresale is open again for a limited time. Reserve your custom Glizzy sweater (nameplate + number) now; the batch heads to production the moment presale closes. By the people, for the people.
Your name. Your number. Your problem now. Embroidered on permanently, worn at games occasionally, worn to the grocery store more than anyone should admit out loud. Once your name's on the back, it's not really a jersey anymore — it's a lifestyle brand with a roster of one. Full embroidery, made to order, and built to outlast at least two relationships and one gym membership.
Cream or Glizzy Green. S–XXL. Spell it right — we will absolutely stitch "DOGFATHER" and call it a design choice. All sales final, like your thirties.
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No returns. All sales final. Your name’s on the back — there’s no leash long enough to walk that one back. Spell it right and size it right.
⚠ PRESALE — RESERVE, NOT IN-STOCKThis is a presale item. Your order is reserved when you check out. The full batch goes to production once presale closes, then ships to you. Not shipping today.