Life Advice From The Glizzies
🌭 New Season Alert
Fall 2026 Season Is Here
The offseason is over and the grill is hot again. A fresh slate, new nameplates on the bench, and a full Fall schedule of beer-league chaos at Mammoth Ice Center. Opening night: Wednesday, July 29th vs Salt Shakers.
Opening Night
vs Salt Shakers
Wed, July 29 • 8:45 PM
Mammoth Ice Center — South Rink
The Slate
11 Games
July – October 2026
Full schedule on the Team page
- Fresh nameplates
- New rivalries
- Same elite vibes
New season, new dogs, same mustard energy. See the full Fall schedule →
Official fan headquarters
Utah Glizzies
Beer league hockey. Questionable cardio. Elite vibes.
Hot dogs, cold rinks, bad changes, responsible chirps, and enough team lore to make the bench feel like a documentary.
Last Game Recap
The last final, on the record.
Where the season left off: the latest result and the moment everyone should still be talking about.
Drop. The. Dog.
Light the grill
Cold rink, hot bench
Follow @UtahGlizziesHockey
Clear it, change it, Glizzy
Upcoming Matchup Breakdown
ESPN energy, rink-lobby budget.
Playoff story, scouting notes, and bench disrespect in one clean pregame briefing.
Opponent Chirp Sheet
Bench-volume disrespect.
Works on any opponent, any week. Rotate through the lineup and find one that fits whoever's across the ice tonight.
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Official Glizzy Chants
Approved for the stands.
Approved for parents, kids, wives, girlfriends, and anyone who has ever yelled "SHOOT IT" from the stands.
Official Glizzies Lore
Every nameplate has a classified file.
The Pit
Fan suggestions, antics, and chaos.
Submit your most absurd, specific, gloriously stupid Glizzy ideas. Best entries get reviewed by the bench and deployed live during games. Goal celebrations, chirps, locker-room rituals — the Pit is open for business.
Enter The Pit →The Blog
Game recaps, lore drops, and bench-volume takes.
Long-form Glizzy content: post-game writeups, opponent scouting reports, deep player lore, and beer-league hockey culture from a team that thinks every Friday night is a promo night.
Read The Blog →FAQ
Questions, answered with mustard.
Everything fans, sponsors, and curious skaters ask the Glizzies bench.
Utah Glizzies HC is a beer league ice hockey team based in Sandy, Utah, playing at Utah Mammoth Ice Center. We combine competitive hockey with the strongest hot dog-based brand in Utah — complete with player lore, playoff drama, and an embarrassing amount of mustard energy.
All home games are played at Utah Mammoth Ice Center, located at 10450 S. State Street STE 2200A, Sandy, UT 84070. Most games are on North or South Rink. Check the schedule page for exact rink assignments per game.
Beer league hockey is adult recreational ice hockey. No checking, competitive but fun, and open to players of varying skill levels. The Utah Glizzies compete in the D League division at Mammoth Ice Center.
Games are open for friends, family, and fans to attend at Utah Mammoth Ice Center. Follow @UtahGlizziesHockey on Instagram for game-night updates, photos, and reels. The full schedule with dates, times, and rink info is on this site.
We offer four sponsor tiers from Mustard Packet to Glizzy Legend. Sponsors get site presence, social shoutouts, and the undying loyalty of a beer league team. Email utahglizzies@gmail.com or visit the Sponsors page.
The Glizzies occasionally add affiliate subs and may expand the roster. If you are a skater looking to join the best hot dog-themed hockey brand in Utah, email utahglizzies@gmail.com. Nameplates are assigned by the council after a thorough vibe assessment.
Glizzy Breakaway is a retro-style browser shootout game on this site. Choose your player, fire pucks at the goalie, and compete for a spot on the live leaderboard. Stats track by player nameplate across all visitors.
The official Glizzy Shop is warming up. Hats, shirts, stickers, and gear are coming. Visit the Shop page for current availability and presale info.
Utah Glizzies HC competes in the D League at Utah Mammoth Ice Center in Sandy, Utah.
Email utahglizzies@gmail.com for sponsorships, media inquiries, merch questions, or general contact. The contact form on this page also routes to the same inbox.
Contact The Bench
Sponsors, media, merch, roster chaos.
Message Utah Glizzies HC for sponsorships, merch, media, or joining the bench.
Follow @UtahGlizziesHockey Email utahglizzies@gmail.com